var Asher = (function() {
var parents = ["Jason", "Amber"];
var diaperState = "Clean";
return {
dob: function() { return new Date("4/22/2011 8:21 AM"); },
weight: function() { return { lb: 6, oz: 12 }; },
length: function() { return { in: 20 }; },
cry: function() { $("#cry").css("volume", "loud"); },
eat: function() { $("#mom").find(); },
sleep: function() { throw "Hahaha..."; },
needsDiaper: function() { return (diaperState!="Clean"); }
}
})();
var Coraline = (function() {
var parents = ["Jason", "Amber"];
return {
isBigSister: true,
bigHelper: true,
receivingBikeFromLittleBrother: true
};
})();
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